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Post by StasonMevens on Tue Jun 09, 2015 10:43 am

ZebraGoBoom wrote:We meet in the Shifting Sands Inn. It's an inn near some shifting sands.

We go to the sparkle room. Ironicakly, its the only room without sparkles
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Post by Sand Guardian on Tue Jun 09, 2015 12:36 pm

As I enter the Sparkle Room I realize the area is gay and I leave.

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Re: Shifting Sand Inn

Post by widget51 on Tue Jun 09, 2015 12:53 pm

I sit at the bar drinking my 15th pint of beer, drunkedly swinging around a cattle prod. I decide it's time to sing about my long lost sock and halfway through the song I start sobbing uncontrollably. Then...

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Post by Sand Guardian on Tue Jun 09, 2015 12:59 pm

I constantly ask the bartender if they sell Mr. Pibb. Nobody sells Mr. Pibb...

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Post by Erika óÓÒò on Tue Jun 09, 2015 1:39 pm

I saunter up to the bar and get a whole bottle of Buttershots, taking a few sips as I examine the rag-tag bunch of mercenaries around me, stroking my tail in my lap and cleaning my claws
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Post by Sand Guardian on Tue Jun 09, 2015 1:57 pm

As I realize that there is no Mr. Pibb I cry as I instead order an ale because Pibb is non-existant in this place.

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Post by StasonMevens on Tue Jun 09, 2015 3:48 pm

U asked fo it
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Post by Sand Guardian on Tue Jun 09, 2015 4:30 pm

No. I wanted a Pibb....Pibb....

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Post by Erika óÓÒò on Tue Jun 09, 2015 9:00 pm

"Uhm, excuse me ma'am but what is a Pibb?" I keep drinking my from bottle
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Post by Sand Guardian on Tue Jun 09, 2015 9:33 pm

"Let me explain! Pibb is a sweet nector conjured by Lucifers breweries of...brewing. It's what gives me energy, zest, power, and sleepless nights! If I don't have Pibb soon...I'll go insane with thirst!" I sit on the ground and dream of the sweet nector.

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Post by Erika óÓÒò on Wed Jun 10, 2015 7:36 am

"That sounds oddly familiar... Perhaps one of those cases or barrels out back would have it?... I may or may not have seen it when I was, erm, scouting"
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Post by StasonMevens on Wed Jun 10, 2015 12:17 pm

No
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Post by widget51 on Thu Jun 11, 2015 7:08 am

I leave because I drank all the beer the Inn had, time to search for more!

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Re: Shifting Sand Inn

Post by Zebera on Thu Jun 11, 2015 2:00 pm

I drink water because I don't drink alcohol. Drunkards.
It's expensive though, more expensive than beer. Anybody want to lend me some >currency<?
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Re: Shifting Sand Inn

Post by Zebera on Fri Jun 12, 2015 10:12 am

Sounds like somebody's coming. (disappear into darkness above rafters)
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Re: Shifting Sand Inn

Post by Medeor on Fri Jun 12, 2015 10:13 am

I stride into the bar (as much as an emaciated mummy can stride), carrying the drunken dwarf. All the non-mercenary patrons of the car salute respectfully. I throw the dwarf on the ground and address the mercenaries. "It seems that some of you didn't manage to make it on time, despite being given several days' notice. Well, we cannot wait any longer, so I'm giving the assignments now. You two," I say, pointing to Stason and Sand Guardian, "will be going to Lucifer's Breweries of Brewing to retrieve the recipes for the powerful magical drink, Mr. Pibb. The rest of you, including anyone who has yet to show up, will be travelling out of the Sand Kingdom, through the Forest of Large, Angry Trees, across the Supot Volcano, and down into the Veryominous Trench. You'll have to find a way to get down there, it's not my problem. At the end of the Trench, you will find Jake's Compressed Khaki Castle, home of Jake, from State Farm. Kill him, and retrieve the Contract of Premier Service, which all allow us to insure all of our war machines and weapons. The Mr. Pibb group will join the main group when they complete their mission. This quest will be long and difficult, and some of you may die, but I don't really care because we can hire other mercenaries. Go forth, and bring glory to the Sand Kingdom, and I will give you more money."
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Re: Shifting Sand Inn

Post by Zebera on Fri Jun 12, 2015 10:17 am

I swing down by my legs hanging upside down from the beam. "Money sounds good to me"
((is there a certain currency? what is it worth?))
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Post by Sand Guardian on Fri Jun 12, 2015 11:45 am

I grab my sword and raise it. "This will be so badass! Unless there's traps. Traps are not badass."

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Post by widget51 on Fri Jun 12, 2015 4:34 pm

"Ughhhh where am I" I say getting off the floor, "god damnit I'm here again.... SOMEONE GET ME SOME FUCKING BEER!!!" I jump up and hit the bartender with my cattle prod telling him to fuck himself because he won't give me beer.

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Post by Medeor on Fri Jun 12, 2015 4:35 pm

((Henceforth all currency will be measured in Edbux, equivalent in value to $10 USD))
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Post by shieldzee on Fri Jun 12, 2015 10:17 pm

Bursts through the doors "Sorry I'm late! I was at an ink swimming competition."
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Post by Medeor on Sat Jun 13, 2015 4:10 pm

"Well, what are you waiting for? The more time you waste here, the less you get paid! Go!"
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Post by widget51 on Sun Jun 14, 2015 12:57 pm

I need more beer before I leave!!! Get me some!

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Post by Zebera on Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:20 am

"You guys heard him, every second we waste here is less money later. Let's go!"
i give Weeshknaw a beer and whisper "they don't know it but this is on the house".
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Post by shieldzee on Mon Jun 15, 2015 8:44 pm

"All right, who's leading us?"
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