The Sand Kingdom's Borders

A dusty, dry expanse, just like the rest of the Kingdom, really. But here, you can see grass in the distance. A deep trench, too deep and wide to cross safely without a means of flight, marks the Kingdom's borders. There's a bridge across, and three guards are, well... guarding it.

As your group approaches the border station, you realize you don't have passports. Those guards certainly aren't going to just let you through, so you'll need to find a way to get past them.

I run over to the guards and slap their knees, then fall over in the sand and wait for someone to do something else.

I shake my head and walk over to pick up the zombie. As I lean down, I untie all of the guards' shoelaces.

"Hey guys! Where are the beers, I was promised more if I came along!" I run over to the guards and magic them into beer and drink them... Ew

"ahh smuymma lama letme ate m!" I hollar as I stumble across through the open gate, across the border, and all the way into the center of the Seshwoon's territory, only moments from hopping right into the Empire, I finally fall over. "Gah!" I run into the nearest forest, which happens to be the Emeuños Forest. Well, now I'm stuck in chocolate near Casa de Mevens... someones gotta help before I drown in chocolate! Get going!

"Man, it sure is good that this chocolate is only making me sink extremely slowly, otherwise unless SOMEONE, oh I don't know, MAYBE ONE OF MY FRIENDS COULD HELP ME SO I DON'T DIE SOONER OR LATER! REMEMBER I CAN ONLY LIVE SO LONG WITHOUT FOOD OR DRINK AND NO THIS CHOCOLATE IS NOT VERY EDIBLE!"

"Oh, bah! I'm scre- oh, hey little buddy" weeshknaw said as a small horse walked up beside him. "Want to help me out?" the horse yanked weeshknaw out from the pit quickly. "I'll call you Nipslap... You're my new friend..."